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Horrifying Happy Hot Dog Nightmare Man

This reminds me of this “dish” they served in my grade school cafeteria called “Fat Man on Skis”.  They would slice a hot dog in half length-wise, put a scoop of mashed potatoes on it, then put a half slice of american cheese over the top.  it was really quite awful.

I guess it’s a good thing this deal isn’t available anymore or this would be on my shelf in the office…  The absence of the Ketchup Kritter and the Mustard Monster are a deal breaker.